I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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