How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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