That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
