do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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