I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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