He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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