Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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