its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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