***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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