I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
she told me i tasted like america
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It's never too late to be topless.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Randomize
