I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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