He is such a slut. More and more my type.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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