So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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