the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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