I need help removing her.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I need moral support for this bender
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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