no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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