"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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