awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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