im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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