Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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