what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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