I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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