All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You surviving the open bar?
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I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I need moral support for this bender
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
