so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Where is the hickey?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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