So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
literally had 100 drinks last night.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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