I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I have feelings that need drinking.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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