So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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