I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
