Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i already hear my dad disowning me
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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