This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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