I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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