Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
