You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
There are leaves in my underwear?
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