I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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