Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize