so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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