Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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