You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
