But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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