marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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