Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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