The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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