he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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