Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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