I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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