You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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