thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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