wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize