haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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