I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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