We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I had to cum in my sink.
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