So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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