well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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