hotel room ftw
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
she told me i tasted like america
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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