Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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